The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton


I took this photo (actually I didn’t it’s the stock one that came with the beginner blog post on the page, so is the title, and so is the catchy quote. My motivation is at an A L L T I M E H I G H today)

So, this is my first actual blog post on this website that I paid $48.00 to have for an entire year… I wish I could say that I felt this was a financially sound decision, but, the truth of the matter is, I only made this because I am procrastinating writing my four essays that are due for my finals by next Tuesday.

It’s okay, there is always tomorrow, right? Obviously, right now writing out this blog post is clearly more important, because I intend to make thousands off it in the very near future, that way, I can quit my my Business Law class by next week and never have to step my 27 year old body inside a Community College, full of foreign exchange students, that are at the ripe age of 18 years old, e v e r again. Luckily, for me, most of them don’t realize I’m significantly older than they are (thank you SPF 50 for saving my wrinkles at bay) and most of the time they can’t even believe I am the age that I say I am, which really does something major for my ego. Anyway, Enough about that… I’ll save my ego trip for another day.

I think the main reason why I wanted to start this blog, was because I just wanted someplace to have a real dialogue about what in the actual f*@$! am I doing? Ya feel me? You ever have one of those days where you just think to yourself, W.O.W. there is no gif or meme to even clearly depict what is going on right now?

Or, maybe, you just wish that someone could hear the very real voice in side your head because what she is saying is hilarious, and someone, somewhere out there, would find this absolutely, gasping for air, hysterically funny, well… this is your chance ladies and gentlemen, and you’re welcome.

So, how did I arrive at making a blog for all of the dumb one liners, the what the f’s, and why did I think anyone would even care to read these? Well, for starters, I know that most people probably won’t ever read these so it’s mostly just a really funny conversation I can have with myself, and also, a few years ago I started a blog called the Shadow Series Project.

Granted I stuck with it for about five seconds and than forgot about it when my life began crumbling faster than a shanty town in an earthquake, but, that is neither here nor there. I figured that maybe, some one might be out there can relate, and they might feel this shit the way I do and that’s good enough for me.

So, here it is, my unbridled story of what goes through a late twenty somethings head on a regular basis.

Hang on to your panties ladies and gentlemen, because this is gonna be a fun ride.